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Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Mystically me?

9.05 am, pantry

Kak  Aniex:  Bani, u ada dengar tak radio *** pagi tadi dalam kereta?
Me:  takde la plak, kenape?
Kak Aniex:  diaorg bincang topik mistik.  Ada sorg mamat ni citer pasal dia ada saka...
Me:  oooo.....(and i told her my experience sambil meremang bulu tangan ku)

Last Aidilfitri, i visited my Opah (my late mom’s mom).  She’s 90+ years old and healthier apart from her memory is kinda vague about what’s happening within short period.  I have to repeat every things i said to her every minute and as most of u know that i’m a cute little devil who always take every opportunity to ‘kena’kan everybody around me. 

So i have the chance to say that i’m currently a prince, bollywood actor etc.  Even though she lost her memory but Allah swt punya kuasa, she knows her kids and haven’t forget that she lost her favourite daughter which is my late mom and i’m the only cucu she remember the most (cucu-cucu lain especially my lil sis sentap big time! Hahahaha).  When she asked me what i do for living again, i said i’m a porn star and she did give me a ceramah dunia akhirat, neraka syurga until i can feel my ears was bleeding.

So, it’s the time when me and my sis wanna depart.  She held me tightly and give me duit raya.  It was RM2.  When she handed me that money, she done it secretly and very discreet and say not to tell anybody.   Gila aku tak nak ambik duit even RM2.  Sedangkan duit raya Zaq pun aku bole paw lalalalalalalalalala.

As soon as i arrived home, i told this story to another aunty (my dad’s lil sister), and suddenly she was waving  like orang gila dan make a scary facial expression saying ‘NO’ like it was played on a slow motion scene in a gesture hoping me not to receive the money and ask me throw away that money far far away or burn that money ASAP!

I was confused at that time, what is wrong with that? Is my opah already put her bugger to that RM2 note?  Again, anybody who knows me well, I never refuse to accept money!  I look at my aunty and deep down inside my heart was saying  “ hey lady, ini duit raya aku lah. Sesuka hati je nak soh aku buang. Jelez la tu sebab aku cucu kesayangan dan awak tak dapat duit raya lalalalalalalala” but me being reasonable and perfect human being, i ask her why i have to throw away that money.  Then she told me about my opah......
Not sure whether we are possessed or we do act like this everyday 

The legend (wah!!) was said that my opah got ‘belaan’ (a spiritual guardian) to protect her. That’s why she is healthier and strong (tetiba teringat citer si Bauk semalam!)  and no one wanna take her belaan (my mom’s siblings and their kids) so, opah perhaps wanna trick me in accepting her belaan.

As fast as speedy Gonzales, i throw the money far far away and immediately make plans for the next day to take Zaq collecting ang pau again.

7 comments:

  1. Uiii...ngeri arrr..eeeiiii..ngeriii..!! =P *kepeh kepeh sambil beredar dari sini*

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  2. ni bukan entry cerita hantu ke?? apsal ko guna gamba akuuuu? eiii setannnyaaa..

    hoi patutla tak hujan tak ribut ko belanja aku dan Bauk kelmarin.. ni mesti ko pakai duit rm2 tu kan?? ko ni mmg hampasss hampasssss HAMPASSSSSSS

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  3. mati la korang ada yg bertenggek kat tangga

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  4. fiza, rumah hang banyak lagi pokok ajaib kan!

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  5. menyesal aku baca entry ni dalam gelap di living room makcik aku di bagan lalang ini!!! bila aku pandang ke depan melampaui lappy akuy, tup tup nenek aku ade kt depan,. across the living room, siot je

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